ohminegoth:

"Peoples’ Choice Award" is America’s greatest honor.
Styrofoam is not made from kittens.
The U.F.O. was a paper plate.
The nerds on the internet are not geeks.
The word “cheese” is not funny in and of itself.
The older Flanders boy is Todd, not Rod.
Lyndon Johnsons did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam.
If you are reading this you have no life.
Roy Rogers was not buried inside his horse.
The other U.F.O was an upside-down salad spinner.
Our universities are not “Hotbeds” of anything.
Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes.
Our viewers are not pathetic food tubes.
Audrey Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds.
The “Cheers” gang is not a real gang.
Salt water does not “chase the thirsties away”.
Licking an electrical outlet will not turn you into a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger.
Cats do not eventually turn into dogs.
Bullets do not bounce off fat guys.
Recycling does not deplete the ozone.
Everything is 10% fruite juice.
The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream.
Janet Reno is evil.
V8 fruit juice is 1/8 gasoline.
Ted Koppel is a robot.
Women aren’t from Venus and men aren’t from Mars.
Fleiss does floss.
Quayle is familiar with common bathroom procedures.
Bart is bad to the bone.
Godfry Jones’ wife is cheating on him.
The Beetles haven’t reunited to enter kickboxing competitions.
The “Bug” on your TV screen can see into your home.
Everyone on TV is better than you.
The people who are writing this have no life.
The Simpsons - Season 6 Episode 9 - Homer Badman
revolantis:

METROIDMy girlfriend wanted me to draw some metroids for her and I decided to turn one into a GIF since I haven’t done it in a while :)
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keropatch:

anjiezombie:

inverted-mind-inc:

urqueenmarie:

thefaultinourthirdstar:

tankthoughts:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

Super Hardworkin’ Immigrant. AKA Superman

TIS ITHE INVISIBLE COP WHO GETS AWAY WITH MURDER

The Human Pedestrian ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

'Human What's His Name'…Am I related to Princess What’s Her Name?

Have no fear, The Incontinent Pedestrian is here!
… wait what.

The Amazing Civilian Casualty…

The kick ass cop who gets away with murder. Yippie kai yay mother fucker!
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gr0sse:

shyguy feels dead inside after a long, sensual night with captain toad
gaypee:

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!!!!!!!

Yo, Pataki!

actionhankbeard:

Yo Pataki is a re imagining of the Hey Arnold characters as young adults. The series (hypothetically) would center around a 26 year old Helga Pataki who is now a bartender works at the family owned business, Big Bob’s Cafe.

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Helga

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When Big Bob’s Beepers goes…

godzillacat:

silohouettes:

This is actually disgusting. Forcing a child who doesn’t know any better to do something just because you believe in it. No child should be made to wear Crocs in public please stop this.

I was about to get angry

relahvant:

beefmilk2:

you are in a dark ally and this is chasing you

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what do

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